President Malproddunt

President Malproddunt

Great success! You voted for President Malproddunt[s] and you are one proud ‘Merican. You showed all of those liberal, pinko, commie perverts what the democratic process was all about, and now your guy is the head honcho.

So you are basking in the glow of success, and feeling solidarity with a lot of down-home folks, who felt the same as you. You are reading accounts of protests springing up all over, including Ukiah, where high school students protested Wednesday during school hours, and you are getting annoyed.

These people are just spewing sour grapes, you think. Their corrupt kingpin got her ass spanked, and she and her sicko husband can crawl back under the rock they call home. President Malproddunt[s] is about to shake things up.

Shaking things up means Steve Bannon is President Malproddunt’s nominee for Chief White House Strategist, an acknowledged white supremacist, and a man who obviously supports Malproddunt’s racist agenda. As the Chief Strategist for the White House. Oh, did I already say that?

Whoa, there partner, you exclaim, what makes Bannon racist?

Just because Bannon’s ex-wife swore under oath, that Bannon said in 2007, “…that he didn’t want the girls going to school with Jews…he didn’t like Jews,” doesn’t make him racist! That just makes him a guy who does not want his daughters coming into contact with an entire culture of human beings.

What’s so racist about that?

I mean, it was hard for you to wrap your mind around the proposed wall between Mexico and the United States, but you assumed that was just a joke. YOU ARE NO RACIST! But a hatred of Jewish people? Act tung, that sounds so vaguely familiar, and kind of unsavory. Something on the fringes of your mind. You’ll work it out later.

Meanwhile, those liberals are a whiny bunch of sniveling losers. These protests, the planned march in Washington DC, on January 21st, and the ones in Sacramento, Oakland, San Francisco, and countless other venues, are just so typical of liberals.

All they need to do is give Malproddunt[s] a chance. What’s that? A chance to do what?

Well, and I hate to catastrophize, but naysayers are saying the damage that will be done in the next four years, could mean the end of the planet as we know it, in twenty years. But hey, I’m no catatrophizer. I give it fifty years at least.

I just feel bad for people who have just had babies, or who have young children. You must feel terribly ungrounded, with this threat to your own children’s personal health and safety. 

Inflicting a holocaust of brutality upon the already reeling environment, will send Mother Earth to her knees most rickety-tic, of that I can assure you. Of course, I am 64 and already out-to-pasture, so who gives a flying fuck what I have to say?

Certainly not the supporters of President Malproddunce.