Complimentary Vandalism

Despite their best intentions, vandals paid us a call here on-farm to damage property and besmirch our name, but the end result was they ended up paying us a huge compliment. “Anti American Family” and “Trump 2020” were emblazoned in yellow paint on the sides of two of our 5,000 gallon water tanks, yellow being a color that certainly symbolizes the cowardice of the individual now self-serving as President.

He was too cowardly to serve when drafted; he is cowardly enough to intimidate women of all ages with his sexual vulgarities; he is cowardly enough to go after the weak, sick and elderly; finally, he is a coward because he has taken what he wanted his entire life, leaving behind him a trail of broken promises and lawsuits.

I have been outspoken in my criticism of 45 because he is a cad who has no concept of what integrity is. He despises women and uses them as he sees fit, and he abhors people of color. To accept him as a legitimate leader of our country is to capitulate to all that IS “Anti American,” and that I will not do.

So absolutely, I accept the mantle of Anti-American, in the context of opposing 45, and wear it with pride. I will even go as far as to say that I accept this mantle as a badge of honor, and thank the vandals accordingly.

Not only did they award me a badge of honor, they also hit the nail on the head with their timely suggestion that 45 serve 20/20: 20 years for corruption, and 20 years for obstruction of Justice.

We are reasonably certain that we know who performed the vandalism, though it really doesn’t matter. Trump is a coward, just as vandals are cowards, and they deserve one another: Just leave me and my family out of it. 

We are not cowards and will call a racist, misogynistic, Anti-Ameican creep out for being just that: a racist, misogynistic, “Anti-Ameircan creep. And we will do it with pride and honor.