The ABC's of Cooking: I Is for Irresistible

Maybe it is because as a kid I used to bake desserts for school lunches back on Fellowship Street, so I really do enjoy baking birthday cakes and pies and Holiday desserts. I bake so that all may enjoy, and that means I bake gluten-free, dairy-free and sugar-free. 

There are numerous flours available, including almond flour, and I get fifty-pound bags of gluten-free flour delivered to Laytonville. I also cook for a farm staff and bake for the farm stand, so fifty pounds goes quickly. Otherwise, the co-op in Ukiah certainly has g/f flour and Mariposa in Willits also. You of course, are not restricted to using g/f flour.

I substitute coconut milk and coconut oil/butter when dairy is called for, and I use either honey or maple syrup in place of sugar. The ratio of sugar to honey I use, is two to one. If a recipe calls for one cup of granulated sugar, I use one-half cup of honey or maple syrup.

Gluten-free, dairy-free, chocolate cake

1 cup coconut milk

1 tbsp white vinegar

1 cup coffee, room temperature

1/2 cup avocado oil

2 eggs

1 tsp vanilla

1 cup honey

13/4 cups g/f flour

3/4 cup cocoa powder

2 tsp baking soda

1 tsp baking powder

11/2 tsp salt

11/2 cups chocolate chips 

Ganache (frosting)

3/4 cup chocolate chips

1 cup coconut milk

2 tbsp honey

pinch of salt

Before adding the ganache

This chocolate cake is decadent in its simplicity. You can use a 13 by 9 baking pan or two 8 or 9 inch cake pans. Combine the liquids in a mixing bowl and whisk the dry ingredients together before pouring them into the mixing bowl and blending everything together. Add the chocolate chips at the end and pour Into cake pans coated with coconut oil. Bake at 350 degrees, about fifty minutes for the 13 by 9, and thirty-five minutes for the round cakes.

For the ganache, slowly heat up the ingredients over a low fire on the stove top, until the chips melt and turn into the consistency of thick frosting. Allow the cake(s) to thoroughly cool before putting on the ganache.

Almond flour pie crust (Gluten-free)

2 cups almond flour

2 tbsp honey

1/4 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

2 tbsp coconut oil/coconut butter

1 egg

1/4 tsp vanilla or to taste

(350 degrees for about ten minutes)

The chocolate pie below has become a farm favorite, especially for Ben’s birthday celebrations. I start by making an almond flour crust but you can use any crust you want. I combine the ingredients in any order and form a ball with all of the dough. I compress the dough together with my hands so that when I spread it out, the dough sticks together. 

For this crust I left the parchment 
paper under the crust.

I use two pieces of parchment paper, putting flour down on one of them before centering the ball of dough, dusting it with flour and placing the second piece of parchment paper over it. I spread the dough evenly with my fingers, and when I have formed it into a circle I use  a rolling pin to spread the crust out to the desired diameter. 

After rolling it out, you can either leave the paper in and transfer the crust to your pie pan. or you can finagle the crust into the pie pan so that the parchment paper can then be peeled off. One way is to put the pie pan upside down on the parchment paper with the crust, and then flip the whole deal over so that you can peel the paper off. It’s easier to leave the crust on the paper, and transfer it into the pan, but then you have to contend with the paper. Use your fingers to maneuver the crust into place, and poke holes all over in the crust with a fork to prevent air from being trapped. 

Gluten-free, dairy-free chocolate pie

I tsp vanilla

1/2 cup honey

3 tbsp cornstarch

2 tbsp cocoa powder

1/8 tsp salt

3 egg yolks

3 cups coconut milk

2 tbsp coconut butter

1 1/3 cups chocolate chips

This pie does not require baking, once you have your crust in place. I put the chocolate chips and coconut butter in a large mixing bowl, and set it to the side. Everything else I am going to slowly heat up on the stovetop under a low-to-medium flame, beginning with the vanilla, honey, cornstarch, cocoa powder and salt. 

Stirring continuously, I add one-half of a cup of the coconut milk and bring the mixture to the start of boiling before adding another half-cup of milk. Bringing it again close to a boil, I add the rest of the milk slowly and continue to stir. I keep the flame under the pan on the low side and I use a long-handled, wooden spoon because once the mixture starts to boil, it can spit chocolate sauce out at you. This is not a process that you want to rush. Taking it slowly helps eliminate any grainy texture. I even use an immersion blender to make sure it is perfectly smooth, but that is not essential if  you take your time.

After adding the rest of the milk and bringing it to a slow boil, I let it gently boil for one minute, before turning off the flame and pouring the hot mixture over the chocolate chips and coconut butter. I stir until the chips are thoroughly melted and then let it cool for a short while before pouring it into the pie pan. Once it has chilled and set up, it is ready to be served.

Gluten-free, chocolate zucchini muffins

1/2 cup veg oil (I use avocado oil)

2 eggs

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1/2 cup brown sugar

1/2 tbsp vanilla

1 1/2 cups grated zucchini

1 1/2 cups gluten-free flour

1/2 cup cocoa powder

1 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

1 1/4 cups chocolate chips

(350 degrees, 25 minutes-makes 12 muffins)

These zucchini muffins are the very same ones I bake and keep stocked up at the HappyDayFarms farm stand. Anyone who wants to cut out the middle man and bake his own muffins, have at it. We’ll be happy to provide the zucchini you need, as it is in season and at the farmers’ markets.

The recipe is super easy. I combine the first six ingredients and mix them thoroughly. I just use a wooden spoon because a mixer seems unnecessary, but do what works best for you. I whisk the dry ingredients together and add them to the mixing bowl, again blending everything together, and adding the chocolate chips at the end, leaving out enough to scatter a few on top of each muffin.

I used to use paper liners but now I just coat the muffin pans with oil and the muffins come out easily once they have cooled.

Gluten-free Zucchini muffins (without chocolate)

350 degrees, 30 minutes

2 eggs

1/2 cup vegetable oil

3/4 cup granulated sugar

1/4 cup brown sugar

1 tsp vanilla

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp baking soda

1 tbsp cinnamon

1 1/2 cups gluten-free flour

1 cup grated zucchini

1/2 cup raisins

Dairy-free pumpkin pie (with almond crust)

3/4 cup honey

1 tbsp gluten-free flour

1/2 tsp salt

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp ginger

1/2 tsp nutmeg

1/8 tsp cloves

3 large eggs

2 cups fresh mashed pumpkin or 1 15 oz. can organic pumpkin

1 1/4 cups coconut milk

Bake at 375 degrees for one hour before checking with an icepick for doneness. I have found that using coconut milk instead of dairy increases the time needed to bake. I also use foil to line the exposed crust with so that it does not get cremated.

And if it does? Cut off the burned parts and serve it like the award-winning creation it is. Some of the photos in this blog piece are picture-perfect; others reflect a more realistic appearance. Whereas I strive for perfect presentation, I am equally happy to settle for what will still be a tasty and much appreciated dessert.

For Ben's birthday

The ABC's of Cooking: H Is for Hash Browns

Hash browns and a chili omelet were the breakfast favorites in this house when the boys were growing up. The chili omelet consisted of heating up a can of chili, scrambling eight or ten eggs, pouring the chili over the eggs and covering it with grated cheese, and then serving it alongside crispy hash browns.

I’m talking about a huge skillet filled most of the way up with grated, [preferably] Russet potatoes, in avocado oil or the oil of your choice. There are recipes that create hash brown patties with flour, egg and various spices, but that’s not what I aim for. I want large quantities with no ingredients except potatoes, oil and salt/pepper. 

To begin I leave the skin on all potato dishes because the skin of the potato is high in fibre, potassium, vitamin C and vitamin B, and adds to the taste and texture of cooked potatoes. I just fill a stainless steel bowl with water and soak the potatoes for a minute or two before giving them a good scrub-down. It’s a matter of personal choice so do what works for you.

I get my skillet heating over a medium to high fire after I have grated the potatoes, while I rinse them under fresh, running water. If the goal is crispy hash browns, I let the water wash through them until all of the starch is gone and the water is clear. Otherwise, a quick rinse is more than sufficient.

How much oil? There is no right or wrong answer to this question-only a matter of personal preference. Too much results in oil-soaked, soggy browns; not enough will never produce the crispiness most of us like. 

I put enough oil (or bacon grease) in the skillet to cover to a one-quarter-inch depth. That way, there is still some on the bottom of the pan when you flip the hash browns over to cook the second side. I let the oil heat up so that when I put my open hand over the oil, palm down, it is plenty hot but not smoking hot. If it gets to that point, either remove the skillet and let it cool down, or just turn the burner off for a minute or two before proceeding.

I try to get all excess water out of the grated potatoes, so as to minimize the noise and potential spatter of hot oil as water droplets hit the pan. I salt and pepper the browns right away and cover the skillet, being careful to stay near until it is time to flip them over. I also reduce the fire under the skillet to medium, so as to prevent scorching. 

Before covering them, I use my heavy metal spatula to divide the hash browns in half first, and then quarters, to make it easier to flip them over. This also allows me to peek under each of the frying fourths to check on color of the browns to determine when it is best to flip them over. 

How long? In my head I figure it is never more than ten minutes on the first side, and not even that long on the flip side, depending on your personal taste. You always have the option of taking a taste-test.

It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it. 

Go-Jo’s

Go-Jo’s are scrubbed potatoes that are generally sliced lengthwise into super fat French fries, and then baked in the oven. After cutting them up, I rinse and then soak the potatoes in cold water until I am ready to put them in the oven.

I drain the water and as best I can, pat the potatoes dry before putting them into an empty, dry bowl so as to be able to stir in olive oil, salt and pepper. For a dozen small-to-medium, cut-up potatoes, I would use one-quarter cup of oil, one teaspoon of salt and a half-teaspoon of black pepper, subject to tasting. I’d stir the bowl of potatoes until I felt they were evenly covered and then lay them out on the cookie sheet so that there is breathing space around each of them. This allows for more even cooking. 

The hotter the oven, the more likely you are to get them to crisp up. But you also have to keep an eye on them after 35 or 40 minutes if you are blazing along at 450 degrees. I like 400 degrees and I start checking after 40 minutes. You can also precook these kids and put them back into a hot oven for ten minutes and they will heat up nicely.

German potato salad

German potato salad was a classic family favorite growing up on Fellowship Street in SoCal. No mayonnaise, no boiled eggs, no pickles: Is nothing sacred? Diabolically simple (see recipe), this dish is served either warm or at room temperature, and complements barbecued meat the way hash browns go with chili omelets. 

Leaving the skins on, I cover the pan and steam small to medium potatoes (or larger potatoes cut into uniform chunks) until an ice pick indicates they are done. That is usually between 20 and 25 minutes, depending on whether you like your potatoes slightly al dente or really soft. The advantage to steaming potatoes is that they don’t fall apart the way boiling potatoes will sometimes do. I find it easier to gauge whether the potatoes are done or not when I steam them. 

When they are done, I fill the cooking pot with cold water to help prevent the potatoes from continuing to cook. After they are cooled off, I slice them up thinly and set them to one side while I dice up my bacon and get it on the stovetop. If you like bigger chunks of potato, then cut them the width you like.

Once the bacon is close to being done, I add the diced onions, garlic and parsley and sauté them until the onions are cooked through. Though it’s not in the “recipe,” I generally break the glaze from the bacon with wine, something like a quarter-cup. 

Once the onions and garlic are cooked, I add the vinegar, maple syrup mustard and salt/pepper, and let everything simmer together for a minute or two to let the flavors blend. I then pour the mixture over the potatoes and mix it all together thoroughly, and serve it at room temperature. 

French fries

Everyone agrees: Home-grown French fries are the best. I make them with the skins on, of course, but sometimes I like big beefy fries and sometimes I like shoestrings. They’re made the same way; it’s all in how you cut them up.

If you struggle with using a lot of oil, remember that oil for fries can be reused, though three or four times is as far as I take it. Still, it helps to not have to throw the oil away each time after using it.

Scrubbing the potatoes and cutting them up is the first step, after which I put them under cold water until they are ready to go into the Dutch oven. I use the big Dutch oven because of how it absorbs the heat from the stove and distributes it back through the oil. The fries cook much more efficiently in the Dutch oven than they do in the sauce pan I use for making popcorn. 

Just as when you make hash browns, the oil should be sizzling hot, but not so hot that it smokes. I test-drive the oil by putting one fry in and seeing how it responds. If it sounds like a bomb going off, the oil is too hot. If nothing happens, the oil is not hot enough. Once you feel the oil is perfect, dump the fries in carefully, after draining them and patting them dry as best you can.

Average time to cook them through is ten minutes per batch, though shoestrings take less time. I use a slotted spoon and taste-test one fry when I think I am getting close, and when they are ready to come out, I place them on cooling racks on top of paper towels. You can also make fries in advance and pop them back into a preheated oven for seven to ten minutes to freshen them up, but remove the paper towels before putting the fries back in the oven.

I serve them with my homemade ketchup.

You don’t have to be Irish to love potatoes, but it helps. Think of it as a marriage made in heaven, and pass those mashed potatoes over here, will you please?